Glossary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms

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Male Genitalia — Well-Endowed Male — Semen — Ejaculation — Testicles — Scrotum — Crab Lice — Syphilis — Gonorrhea
Female Genitalia — Breasts — Menstruation — Sanitary Napkins — Pregnant — Fornication — Sexual Arousal — Testalgia — Condoms — Erections
Illegitimate Child — Lecher — Easy Woman — Prostitute — Pimp — Brothel — Male Masturbation — Female Masturbation
Male Homosexuals — Female Homosexuals — Sodomite — Anal Intercourse — Analingus — Fellatio — Cunnilingus — Mutual Oral Sex — Group Sex
Posteriors — Excrement — Defecate — Flatulence — Urine — Urinate — Toilet


MALE GENITALIA -- (Top)

* Aaron's Rod
* Arm
* Baby-Maker
* Blue Vein Meatroll
* Bald-Headed Butler
* Bald-Headed Mouse
* Belly Buster
* Bathtub eel
* Bearded Blood Sausage
* Bird
* Bone
* Baloney
* Banana
* Bat
* Bayonet
* Bean Tosser
* Beef
* Belly Ruffian
* Blade
* Broomstick
* Bum Tickler
* Bush Beater
* Button-Hole Worker
* Cock
* Candle
* Carrot
* Club
* Crack Haunter
* Cranny Hunter
* Cracksman
* Creamstick
* Culty Gun
* Carnal Stump
* Chicken
* Child-Getter
* Chink-Stopper
* Corey
* Crook
* Dick
* Dork
* Dong
* Doniker
* Dingus
* Dipstick
* Dagger
* Dart of Love
* Dearest Member
* Dicky
* Ding-Dong
* Dinger
* Dingle-Dangle
* Dummy
* Dodaddy
* Dolly
* Dooflicker
* Down-Leg
* Dragon
* Eel
* End
* Family-Organ
* Fiddle Bow
* Fish
* Fishing Rod
* Flapper
* Fool-Sticker
* Forefinger
* Fucker
* Foreman
* Gun
* Gut Wrench
* Giggle Stick
* Gadget
* Gardener
* Giggling Pin
* Gooser
* Gravy Maker
* Frinding Tool
* Gristle
* Gut Stick
* Hair Splitter
* Hambone
* Hammer
* Hanging Johnny
* Hoe Handle
* Holy Porker
* Horn
* Hose
* Hot Rod
* Heat-Seeking Moisture
* Missle
* Hairy Hot Dog
* Jack in the Box
* Jemson
* Jerking Iron
* Jigger
* Jing Jang
* Jockam
* Johnnie
* Johnny One-Eye the
* Bald-Headed Champ
* Johnson
* Joint
* Joy Knob
* Joy Prong
* Joy Stick
* Key
* Kidney Cracker
* Kidney Wiper
* Kielbasa
* King Member
* Knob
* Knocker
* Ladies' Delight
* Ladies' Lollipop
* Ladies' Treasure
* Lamp of Life
* Lance
* Life Preserver
* Little Brother
* Little Willie
* Liver Turner
* Live Sausage
* Lizard
* Lob
* Lobcock
* Lobster
* Lollypop
* Long John
* Love Dart
* Love Gun
* Love Muscle
* Lucy
* Lung Disturber
* Mad Mick
* Magic Wand
* Man-Root
* Marrow Bone
* Master John Thursday
* Master of Ceremonies
* Meat
* Meat Hook
* Meat Whistle
* Member
* Merrymaker
* Middle Leg
* Milkman
* Mister Goodwrench
* Mister Tom
* Mouse
* Muscle
* Mutton Dagger
* My Body's Captain
* Natural Scythe
* Needle
* Nimrod
* Nippy
* Noodle
* Noony
* Old Blind Bob
* One-Eyed Milkman
* One-Eyed Trouser Trout
* One-Eyed Night Crawler in a Turtle-Neck Sweater
* One-Eyed Wonder Worm
* Pant Muscle
* Pecker
* Pee-Pee
* Pen
* Pencil
* Pendulum
* Perch
* Peter
* Piccolo
* Picklock
* Pikestaff
* Pile Driver
* Pin
* Pink Pencil
* Pipe
* Pisser
* Pistol
* Plugtail
* Pocket Piccolo
* Pocket Rocket
* Pointer
* Poker
* Pole
* Pork
* Pork Sword
* Post
* Prick
* Pride & Joy
* Prong
* Pud
* Pudding
* Pump Handle
* Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
* Pup
* Putz
* Quickening Peg
* Quimstake
* Ram
* Ramrod
* Raw Meat
* Reamer
* Red Cap
* Rod
* Rod of Love
* Rolling Pin
* Root
* Rudder
* Rupert
* St. Peter
* Russel the Wonder
* Muscle
* Salami
* Sausage
* Sceptre
* Schlong
* Sexing Piece
* Shaft
* Shmock
* Short Arm
* Sove Devil
* Shvontz
* Silent Flute
* Skin Flute
* Snake
* Spigot
* Spike-Faggot
* Spindle
* Split-Rump
* Spout
* Staff
* Steaming Hot Kanga
* Stem
* Stick
* Sting
* Stump
* Sugar Stick
* Sword
* Tail Pin
* Tally-Whacker
* Tassel
* Tent Pig
* Thing
* Third Leg
* Thistle
* Throbber
* Throbbing Python of Love
* Tickle-Gizzard
* Tickler
* Tong
* Tool
* Torch or Cupid
* Toy
* Trap-Stick
* Trouser Anaconda
* Tube Steak
* Uncle Dick
* Vomiting Cobra
* Wand
* Wang
* Wazoo
* Weapon
* Wedge
* Weenie
* Whacker
* Whip
* Whistle
* Whore-Pipe
* Wick
* Willie
* Wingle
* Wire
* Worm
* Yang
* Yard
* Yosh
* Zubrick

WELL-ENDOWED (MALE) -- (Top)

* Basket for Days
* Donkey-Rigged
* Double-Shung
* Hung Like a Bull
* Miracle Meat
* Timbered
* Tons of Basket
* Tons of Meat
* Well-Favored by Nature
* Well Hung
* Yard

SEMEN -- (Top)

* Baby Food
* Baby Juice
* Bull Gravy
* Buttermilk
* Chism
* Come
* Cream
* Crud
* Cum
* Duck Butter
* Fetch
* Glue
* Gravy
* Hockey
* Honey
* Hot Milk
* Jam
* Jazz
* Jelly
* Jism
* Jizz
* Juice
* Letch Water
* Load
* Love Liquor
* Man Oil
* Marrow
* Mettle
* Mild
* Oil of Man
* Ointment
* Oyster
* Prick Juice
* Pudding
* Scum
* Seed
* Slime
* Soap
* Spendings
* Sperm
* Spew
* Spratz
* Spume
* Spunk
* Starch
* Stuff
* Tail Juice
* Tail Water
* Tallow
* Wad
* White Blow
* White Honey

SEMEN-RELATED

* Pearl Necklace
* Pecker Tracks
* Wet Dream

EJACULATING -- (Top)

* Big Bang
* Bust Your Nuts
* Come
* Come Off
* Cream
* Cum
* Die in a Woman's Lap
* Drop Your Load
* Fire a Shot
* Get Off
* Get the Dirty off Your Chest
* Get Wet
* Get Your Cookies
* Get Your Jollies
* Get Your Rocks Off
* Go Off
* Number Three
* Pop a Nut
* Shoot
* Shoot Off
* Shoot Your Wad
* Spend
* Squirt

TESTICLES -- (Top)

* Ballocks
* Balls
* Bangers
* Beecham's Pills
* Bird's Eggs
* Boo-Boos
* Charlies
* Cherries
* Chestnuts
* Clangers
* Cojones
* Cubes
* Danglers
* Eggs
* Family Jewels
* Glands
* Goolies
* Jewels
* Kanakas
* Love Apples
* Marbles
* Marshmallows
* Nards
* Nuts
* Onions
* Plums
* Pounders
* Rocks
* Seeds
* Slashers
* Spunk Holders
* Squirrel Food
* Stones
* Swingers

SCROTUM -- (Top)

* Ball Bag
* Hairy Bag
* Poke
* Sack

CRAB LICE -- (Top)

* Active Citizens
* Crabs
* Crotch Crickets
* Gentlemen's Companions
* Neighbors To the South
* Pants Rabbits
* Seam Squirrels

SYPHILIS -- (Top)

* Coachman on the Box
* French Gout
* Irish Mutton
* Ladies' Fever
* Lifelong Friend
* Neapolitan Bone Ache
* Old Joe
* Siff
* Spanish Needle
* The Old Dog

GONORRHEA -- (Top)

* Burner
* Clap
* Dose
* Gleet
* Glim
* Haircut
* Lues
* Lulu
* Morning Drop
* Piss Pins and Needles
* Piss Pure Cream
* Stank Cock
* Strain
* Tear

FEMALE GENITALIA -- (Top)

* Ace of Spades
* Adam's Cave
* Altar of Love
* Bearded Clam
* Beaver
* Belly Entrance
* Black Bess
* Bluebeard's Closet
* Box
* Brown Madam
* Bull's Eye
* Bunny
* Bush
* Button Hole
* Cabbage Patch
* Canal
* Candle Holder
* Cat's Meat
* Cave of Harmony
* Cavern
* Cellar Door
* Chocha
* Cleft
* Clutch
* Cockpit
* Cookie
* Coot
* Cootch
* Cooze
* Coupler
* Crack
* Cranny
* Crease
* Crevice
* Crotch
* Crumpet
* Cunny
* Cunt
* Dimple
* Divine Scar
* Donut
* Drain
* Eel-Skinner
* Fish Tank
* Flytrap
* Fort Bushy
* Front Window
* Fur
* Furbox
* Furburger
* Furrow
* Gap
* Gaper
* Gash
* Gate of Heaven
* Ginch
* Ginny
* Girl-Street
* Goat-Milker
* Gully-Hole
* Hair
* Haircourt
* Hair Pie
* Happy Valley
* Harbor of Hope
* Hatch
* Hog Eye
* Hole
* Honey-Hive
* Honey-Pot
* Horse Collar
* Hot Box
* Hot Spot
* House Under the Hill
* Irish Fortune
* Itching Jenny
* Jack Nasty-Face
* Jaxy
* Jelly-Roll
* Juice Box
* Keyhole
* Lady Jane
* Lamp of Love
* Lapland
* Lather-Maker
* Little Mary
* Locker
* Long-Eye
* Love Tunnel
* Lower Lips
* Magpie's Nest
* Main Vein
* Manhole
* Mark of the Beast
* Meat
* Meat Grinder
* Mom's Homemade Slit Pie
* Mound
* Mount Pleasant
* Mouse
* Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
* Muff
* Naf
* Nature's Tufted Treasure
* Nest
* Niche
* Nook
* Nooky
* Notch
* Oat-Bin
* Old Mossyface
* Organ Grinder
* Oven
* Oyster Catcher
* Patch
* Pelt
* Penwiper
* Pie
* Piece
* Pin Cushion
* Pipe Cleaner
* Piss Flaps
* Pit
* Playpen
* Pocket
* Poke Hole
* Poontang
* Poor Man's Blessing
* Prick Purse
* Pussy
* Quiff
* Quim
* Quiver
* Rose
* Screw-Hole
* Slash
* Slit
* Slot
* Snapper
* Snappin' Pussy
* Snatch
* Snatch-Box
* Stank
* Steam Room
* Stuff
* Socket
* Sportsman's Gap
* Sugar Basin
* Tail
* Temple of Low Men
* Tool-Chest
* Toy Shop
* Treasure Chest
* Trench
* Triangle
* Trim
* Tube
* Tuna Taco
* Tunnel
* Tunnel of Love
* Twat
* Tweeze
* Twitcher
* Vag
* Valley
* Venus Highway
* Vertical Smile
* Wet Cave of Lust
* Wooly-Booger
* Works
* Yawne
* Yum-Yum

FEMALE GENITAL-RELATED

* Boy-In-The-Bush
* Bush
* Button
* Cherry
* Clamp
* Clit
* Clitty
* Cleopatra
* Lady's Low Toupee
* Lather
* Letch-Water
* Love Juice
* Man-in-the-Canoe
* Merkin
* Mugget
* Pussy Fart
* Vaginal Blood Fart

BREASTS -- (Top)

* Apples
* Balcony
* Balloons
* Bangers
* Bazongas
* Bazooms
* Bean Bags
* Big Brown Eyes
* Bon-Bons
* Boobies
* Boobs
* Bottles
* Boulders
* Bullets
* Bumpers
* Busters
* Butterbags
* Cantaloupes
* Gazongas
* Glands
* Globes
* Grapefruits
* Guavas
* Handful
* Hand-Warmers
* Headers
* Headlights
* Hills
* Honkers
* Hooters
* Howitzers
* Jaboos
* Jibs
* Jugs
* Jumbos
* Kazongas
* Knobs
* Knockers
* Lactoids
* Loaves
* Loblollies
* Love Bubbles
* Love Muffins
* Lulus
* Lungs
* Mammets
* Mams
* Mangoes
* Meatballs
* Meat Loaves
* Melons
* Milk Cans
* Milk Shop
* Mounds
* Mount of Lilies
* Mountains
* Muffins
* Mulligans
* Murphies
* Nancies
* Nature's Fonts
* Niblets
* Ninnies
* Nippers
* Nodules
* Noogies
* Nubbies
* Nuts
* Oranges
* Orbs
* Ottomans
* Pair
* Palookas
* Papayas
* Paps
* Peaches
* Peaks
* Pears
* Pects
* Peepers
* Pillows
* Pips
* Pokers
* Pontoons
* Potatoes
* Pumpkins
* Pumps
* Rib Cushions
* Roundies
* Sandbags
* Scones
* Scoops
* Set
* Shakers
* Shimmies
* Skin Sacks
* Snuggle Pups
* Spheres
* Spuds
* Stacks
* Stuffing
* Sweater Meat
* Sweet Rolls
* Swingers
* Tamales
* Tetons
* Tidbits
* Tits
* Titters
* Titties
* Tomatoes
* Tooters
* Torpedoes
* Twangers
* Twin Peaks
* Twofers
* Umlauts
* Upper Deck
* Waldos
* Warheads
* Warts
* Watermelons
* Whoppers
* Wobblers
* Wongas
* Yabbos
* Yams
* Zeppelins

MENSTRUATION -- (Top)

* Aunt Flo
* Aunt Rosie Is in Town
* All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront
* Blood Week
* Collywobbles
* Curse of Eve
* Drip
* Entertain the General
* Fall off the Roof
* Flying the Flag
* Holy Week
* Having the Painters in High Tide
* Jinx
* Little Sister is Here
* Monthlies
* My Buddy
* My Friend
* On the Bun
* On the Pole
* On the Rag
* Period
* Problem
* Ragging
* Ragtime
* Red Flag
* Red Sails in the Sunset
* Riding the Cotton Pony
* Road Up for Repairs
* Sick
* Stop Sign
* Tail Flowers
* That Time
* That Way
* The Captain is at Home
* The Curse
* The Foe
* The Hammock is Swinging
* The Plague
* The Thing
* The Visitor
* Turns
* Wearing the Bulky Roll
* Woman's Home Companion

SANITARY NAPKIN -- (Top)

* Bandage
* Clout
* Cunt Rag
* Fanny Rag
* Flag
* Granny Rag
* Man Hole Cover
* Mouth Mattress
* Muck Rag
* Mutt Rag
* Pleasure Garden Padlock
* Rag
* Red Flag
* Window Blind

PREGNANT -- (Top)

* About-To-Find-Pups
* Apron Up
* Baby-Bound
* Bagged
* Belly Up
* Big with Child
* Broken-Kneed
* Clucky
* Cocked-Up
* Coming Fresh
* Delicate Condition
* Double-Ribbed
* Gragrant
* Full of Heir
* Gone To Seed
* Have a Dumpling
* Have One in the Oven
* Have One's Cargo Aboard
* In a Family Way
* In Pod
* In the Pudding Club
* In Trouble
* Knocked Up
* Loaded
* Looking Piggy
* On the Bones
* P.G.
* Pillowed
* Preggers
* Preggy
* Shot in the Giblets
* Storked
* Stung By a Serpent
* Swallowed a Watermelon Seed
* Up and Coming
* Up the Stick
* Wedged Up
* With Squirrel

FORNICATION -- (Top)

* A Bit of Jam
* Action
* Ball
* Ballock
* Baloney Ride
* Bananas and Cream
* Bang
* Basket Making
* Batter
* Beef
* Beef Injection
* Be in a Woman's Beef
* Belly Ride
* Belt
* Blanket Drill
* Board
* Blow off the Loose
* Corns
* Boff
* Bone
* Bore
* Bottle
* Bounce
* Bump
* Bumper
* Bump Fur
* Bunny Fuck
* Bury One's Wick
* Bury the Bone
* Bush Patrol
* Buzz the Brillo
* Cane
* Change One's Luck
* Charge
* Chuck a Tread
* Climb
* Cock Up
* Come Across
* Couple With
* Cover
* Crack It
* Cram
* Crawl
* Cream
* Cut
* Dance the Mattress Jig
* Daub of the Brush
* Dick
* Dicky Dunk
* Diddle
* Dip Your Stinger in the Honey
* Dip Your Stick
* Dip Your Wick
* Dirty Work at the Crossroads
* Do
* Do a Dive in the Dark
* Do a Flop
* Do a Push
* Do a Slide Up the Board
* Dog
* Do It
* Do the Deed
* Do the Nasty
* Ease Nature
* Exchange Spits
* Feather-Bed Jig
* Feed the Dummy
* Fiddle
* Firk
* Fit End To End
* Fix Her Plumbing
* Flesh Session
* Flop
* Flop in the Hay
* Four-Legged Frolic
* Frig
* Fuck
* Fun and Games
* Get a Bit
* Get a Chunk
* Get a Crumpet
* Get a Hunk
* Get a Little
* Get a Piece
* Get a Snippet
* Get a Wet One
* Get Home
* Get In
* Get Into Her Pants
* Get Into Some Serious Flesh
* Get It On
* Get Jack in the Orchard
* Get Laid
* Get Lucky
* Get One's Ashes Hauled
* Get One's Greens
* Get One's Leather Stretched
* Get One's Noodle Wet
* Get One's Oil Changed
* Get Some
* Get Some Action
* Get Some Ass
* Get Some Crack
* Get Some Hair
* Get Some Hole
* Get Some Pussy
* Get Some Stuff
* Get Some Tail
* Get Some Tweeze
* Get Your Been Waxed
* Get Your Pole Varnished
* Give Her a Stab
* Go All the Way
* Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor
* Go To Bed With
* Go To It
* Go To Town
* Go Vaulting
* Grease the Wheel
* Grind
* Grind One's Tool
* Hanky-Panky
* Have
* Have a Bit
* Have a Bit of Giblet Pie
* Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage
* Have a Blow Through
* Have Sex With
* Hide the Ferret
* Hide the Salami
* Hit on the Tail
* Hock
* Hop On
* Horizontal Refreshment
* Hose
* Hot Roll with Cream
* Hump
* Impale
* Introduce Charley
* Incade
* Irish Whist
* Jazz
* Jink
* Job
* Join Paunches
* Jounce
* Joy Ride
* Jug
* Juke
* Jump
* Jump on One's Bones
* Knock
* Knock off a Piece
* Know
* Ladies' Tailoring
* Lay
* Lay off With
* Lay Some Pipe
* Lay the Hip
* Lay the Leg
* Leap
* Leap On
* Lie On
* Lie With
* Lob In
* Love
* Make
* Make Feet for Children's Shoes
* Make It
* Make Love
* Make Out With
* Make the Scene
* Making Babies
* Makin' Whoopee
* Mate
* Mess Around
* Mingle Limbs
* Mix One's Peanut Butter
* Mount
* Mug
* Muss
* Nail
* Nail Two Bellies Together
* Nick
* Nig
* Nub
* Nug
* Nut
* Oblige
* Off
* Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor
* Peel One's Best End
* Peg
* Perform
* Pestle
* Piece
* Piece of Ass
* Piece of Pussy
* Piece of Snatch
* Piece of Tail
* Pile
* Pile-Driving
* Pin
* Plant the Oats
* Play at All Fours
* Play Hide the Bone
* Plow
* Pluck
* Plug
* Pocket the Red
* Poke
* Pole
* Pole Work
* Polish Your Rocket
* Pop
* Pork
* Post a Letter
* Pound
* Pump
* Punch
* Push
* Put the Boots To
* Quimsticking
* Put the Tool in the Shed
* Ram
* Ride
* Rip Off
* Rites of Venus
* Roasting the Broomstick
* Roll
* Roll in the Hay
* Rock
* Rod
* Roger
* Romp
* Root
* Rootle
* Roust
* Rub Bacons
* Rub Up
* Rumble
* Rumple
* Rutting
* Salt
* Saw off a Chunk
* Score
* Screw
* Scutz Around
* Secret Services
* Service
* Shack Up
* Shaft
* Shag
* Shake
* Shake the Sheets
* Shoot Between Wind and Water
* Shoot One's Wad
* Short Arm Practice
* Shove
* Sit-up
* Sink the Sausage
* Sink the Soldier
* Slam
* Sleep With
* Slip Her a Length
* Slip Into
* Split
* Spoil
* Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch
* Squattin' on the Hog
* Squeeze and a Squirt
* Stab
* Stable My Naggle
* Strop One's Beak
* Strum
* Stuff
* Swing
* Tail-Work
* Take a Turn in the Stubble
* Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill
* Tear off a Piece
* Tear the Sheets
* The Disappearing Cane Trick
* The Matrimonial Polka
* Thread
* Thread the Needle
* Throw a Hump
* Throw a Leg Over
* Throw a Shot
* Thump
* Tie the True Lover's Knot
* Tiff
* Tip the Long One
* To Be Intimate
* Tooling in the Woods
* Tops and Bottoms
* Trim
* Trim the Buff
* Trip Up the Rhine
* Tumble
* Tumple
* Turn Up
* Twiddle
* Varnish One's Cane
* Vault
* Vitamin F
* Wap
* Wham
* What Mother Did
* Before Me
* Wind the Clock
* Womanize
* Work
* Workout
* Work the Dumb Oracle
* Work the Hairy Oracle
* Yard
* Yentz

SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes) -- (Top)

* Blotty
* Brimming
* Bulging
* Cockish
* Dripping for It
* Feeling Hairy
* Frisky
* Fuckish
* Gamy
* Hairy
* Horny
* Hot
* Hot-Assed
* Hot and Bothered
* Hot Nuts
* Hot Pants
* Humpy
* In the Mood
* In Season
* Itchy Pants
* Juiced Up
* Juicy
* Lathered
* Moist
* Motor Running
* On for One's Greens
* Oncoming
* Pruney
* Rammish
* Randy
* Ready
* Rooty
* Ruttish
* Sexed Up
* Tumbling Ripe
* Turned On
* Up
* Wet

SEXUALLY-FIXATED

* Cock-Happy
* Cunny Haunted
* Cunt-Struck

TESTALGIA -- (Top)

* Blue Balls
* Hot Rocks
* Love Nuts
* Lover's Nuts
* Stone Ache

CONDOMS -- (Top)

* Balloon
* Cheater
* Close Combat Sock
* Diving Suit
* Drop Catcher
* Eel Skin
* Fear-Not
* French Letter
* Gasket
* Joy Bag
* One-Piece Overcoat
* Pipe Pull-Over
* Port Said Garter
* Raincoat
* Rubber
* Rubber Glove
* Safe
* Scumbag
* Sheath
* Shower Cap
* Tail Sheath


ERECTIONS -- (Top)

* Bone
* Boner
* Bone-On
* Burgeoning Truncheon
* Captain Standish
* Flagpole
* Hard
* Hard-On
* Horn
* In One's Best Clothes
* Irish Toothache
* Mean-On
* Morning Pride
* Old Hornington
* On the Stand
* Pants Pusher
* Piss Hard
* Piss Proud
* Prod
* Proud Below the Navel
* Proud Mary
* Raid
* Riser
* Rise in Your Levi's
* Rod-On
* Rock Python
* Spike
* Stalk
* Standing Ware
* Stand-Up
* Stiff
* Stiffer
* Steely Dan
* Sporting a Sequoia
* Throbber
* Woody

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD -- (Top)

* Accident
* Adulterine
* Babe of Love
* Bachelor's Son
* Bar Steward
* Bastard
* Born Out of Wedlock
* Bush Colt
* Bye-Blow
* Catch Colt
* Chance-Born
* Chance Child
* Hasty Pudding
* Love Child
* Merry-Begotten Child
* Misbegotten
* Momzer
* Natural
* Nephew
* Niece
* Out-Child
* Side Wind
* Single Child
* Son of a Bitch
* Squeaker
* Stall Whimper
* Whoreson
* Yard Child

LECHER -- (Top)

* Alley Cat
* Amoroso
* Animal
* Basher
* Bed-Presser
* Belly Bumper
* Bird's Nester
* Bluebeard
* Bum-Fiddler
* Casanova
* Chimney Sweep
* Chippy Chaser
* Cock Hound
* Cocksman
* Cocksmith
* Don Juan
* Eager Beaver
* Feather-Bed Soldier
* Fleece Hunter
* Flesh Fly
* Flesh Monger
* Flower Fancier
* Fox Hunter
* Fuckster
* Gamestock
* Gash Hound
* Goat
* Grouser
* Gully Raker
* Hair Monger
* Headhunter
* Horseman
* King of Clubs
* Ladies' Tailor
* Lech
* Libertine
* Lothario
* Lover
* Make-Out Artist
* Meat Hound
* Moll Hunter
* Mr. Horner
* Muttoner
* Parish Bull
* Pelter
* Pinch-Bottom
* Prigger
* Quail Hunter
* Ranger
* Rider
* Rooster
* Rounder
* Rutter
* Sexpert
* Sexual Athlete
* Sharpshooter
* Skin Dog
* Smell-Smock
* Son of Venus
* Sportsman
* Stallion
* Stoat
* Stud
* Swinger
* Swordsman
* Tad
* Tit Kisser
* Tomcat
* Town Bull
* Town Rake
* Tug-Mutton
* Tummy Tickler
* Whisker Splitter
* Whore Hopper
* Whore Hound
* Womanizer
* Woodman

EASY WOMAN -- (Top)

* Adultera
* Alley Cat
* Bangster
* Bed Bunny
* Belly-Lass
* Biffer Bimbo
* Bunny
* Calico Queen
* Charity Stuff
* Chippy
* Coming Wench
* Cum Freak
* Dead Easy
* Easy Lay
* Easy Make
* Easy Meat
* Floozie
* Free-For-All
* Free Ride
* Gay in the Groin
* Gobble-Prick
* Goober Grabber
* Grassback
* Grind
* Hairy Bit
* High Flyer
* Hobby Horse
* Horns-To-Sell
* Hot Lay
* Hot Number
* Hot Stuff
* Not Tamale
* Hussy
* Jazz Baby
* Letching Piece
* Light Skirts
* Loose Woman
* Miss Horner
* Nestlecock
* Nympho
* Open-Ass
* Pick-Up
* Piece of Stray
* Playgirl
* Pleaser
* Push-Over
* Puta
* Roundheel
* Scupper
* Sexpot
* Shagstress
* Short-Heeled Wench
* Slot-Job
* Soft-Jaw
* Strollop
* Tickle-Tail
* Town Punch
* Tramp
* Wag-Tail
* Walk-Up Fuck
* Wanton
* Warm Bit
* Willing-Tit
* Yes-Girl

PROSTITUTE -- (Top)

* Ass-Peddler
* Bachelor's Wife
* Bangster
* Barrack Hack
* Bimmy
* Bird
* Biscuit
* Blouser
* Bob Tail
* Boong Moll
* Broad
* Bunny
* Burlap Sister
* Business Girl
* Butt-Peddler
* Call Girl
* Cannon Woman
* Canvasback
* Chippy
* Cock-Eyed Jenny
* Coffee Grinder
* Cum-Catcher
* Common Sewer
* Company Girl
* Crack Salesman
* Cruiser
* Door Keeper
* Dress for Sale
* Early Door
* Erring Sister
* Fallen Woman
* Fast-Fanny
* Fast Woman
* Ferry
* Flag-About
* Flash-Tail
* Flatbacker
* Flax-Wench
* Flesh Pot
* Floosie
* Foreskin Hunter
* Frail Sister
* Garbage Can
* Guinea Hen
* Harlot
* Harpie
* Hat-Rack
* Hay-Bag
* Hooker
* Hose-Bag
* Hunt-About
* Hustler
* Joy Girl
* Lady of the Evening
* Lease-Piece
* Livestock
* Loose Fish
* Lowheel
* Mattress
* Merry-Legs
* Moonlighter
* Moth
* Needle-Woman
* Night Jobber
* Nockstress
* Notch-Broad
* Nymph of Darkness
* Old Rip
* Overnight Bag
* Painted Woman
* Pavement Princess
* Piece
* Piece of Trade
* Pinch Prick
* Pintle-Twister
* Poker Climber
* Pro
* Prossy
* Punchable Nun
* Puta
* Quail
* Quiff
* Raspberry Tart
* Receiver General
* Red-Light Sister
* Sailor's Bait
* Sales Lady
* Scarlet Sister
* She Sails
* Sister
* Sister of Mercy
* Sloop of War
* Slut
* Speedy Sister
* Sporting Girl
* Stem Siren
* Streetwalker
* Strumpet
* Tail
* Tart
* Thrill Dame
* Toffer
* Tricking Broad
* Tumble
* Vent Renter
* Vice Sister
* Whore
* Window Tapper
* Woman About Town
* Working Girl
* Zook

PIMP -- (Top)

* Apron Squire
* Ass Peddler
* Brother of the Gusset
* Button Broker
* Crack Salesman
* Fishmonger
* Flesh Peddler
* Gorilla
* Honey Man
* Hustler
* Iceberg Slim
* Mack Man
* Missionary
* Panderer
* Petticoat Merchant
* Ponce
* Procurer
* Prosser
* Runner
* Skirt Man
* Stable Boss
* Toute
* Whiskin

BROTHEL -- (Top)

* Academy
* Bagnio
* Bag-Shanty
* Band Box
* Bat House
* Beauty Parlor
* Beaver Base
* Bed House
* Birdcage
* Bordello
* Button-Hole Factory
* Cab Joint
* Cake Shop
* Call House
* Can House
* Cat Flat
* Cat House
* Chippy House
* Coupling House
* Disorderly House
* Doss House
* Fish Market
* Flash Crib
* Flesh Market
* Fuckery
* Garden House
* Girlery
* Coat House
* Goosing Slum
* Heifer Barn
* House of All Nations
* House of Ill Fame
* Kip Shop
* Knocking Shop
* Ladies College
* Leaping House
* Moll Shop
* Notchery
* Notch Joint
* Nunnery
* Pushing School
* Red-Light House
* Rib Joint
* Riding Academy
* Sporting House
* Temple of Venus
* Touch-Crib
* Vaulting House
* Warm Shop
* Whorehouse
* Whore Shop

MALE MASTURBATION -- (Top)

* Backstroke Roulette
* Bash the Candle
* Beat Off
* Beat the Bishop
* Beat the Dummy
* Beat the Meat
* Beat the Stick
* Bleed the Weed
* Blow Your Load
* Bludgeon the Beefsteak
* Bop the Baloney
* Box the Jesuit
* Buff the Banana
* Burp the Worm
* Butter the Corn
* Choke the Chicken
* Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
* Clean Your Rifle
* Crank the Shank
* Crown the King
* Cuff the Carrot
* Diddle
* Drain the Monster
* Fist Fuck
* Fist Your Monster
* Five Against One
* Flog the Dog
* Flog the Hog
* Flog Your Dong
* Flute Solo
* Fondle the Fig
* Gallop the Antelope
* Give It a Tug
* Grease the Pipe
* Hack the Hog
* Hand Job
* Hand Work
* Have It Off
* Hitchhike Under the
* Big Top
* Hump Your Hose
* Jackhammer
* Jack Off
* Jazz Yourself
* Jerk Off
* Jerk the Gherkin
* Lope the Mule
* Make the Bald Man Puke
* Manipulate the Mango
* Manual Override
* Milk the Lizard
* Mount a Corporal and Four
* Nerk Your Throbber
* Oil the Glove
* Onan's Olympics
* One-Man Show
* Pack Your Palm
* Paddle the Pickle
* Paint the Pickle
* Paint the Ceiling
* Please Your Pisser
* Plunk Your Twanger
* Pocket Pinball
* Pocket Pool
* Polish the Rocket
* Polish the Sword
* Pound Off
* Pound Your Flounder
* Pound Your Pud
* Pull Off
* Pull the Pole
* Pull the Pope
* Pull the Pudding
* Pull Your Prick
* Pull Your Taffy
* Pump the Python
* Ram the Ham
* Ride the Great White Knuckler
* Rope the Pony
* Rub Off
* Shag
* Shaking Hands With the Unemployed
* Shine Your Pole
* Shootin' Putty At the Moon
* Slakin' the Bacon
* Slammin' the Salmon
* Slam the hammer
* Slam the Spam
* Slappin' Pappy
* Slapping the Clown
* Sling the Jelly
* Snap the Monkey
* Snap the Rubber
* Snap the Whip
* Soldier's Joy
* Spank the Frank
* Spank the Salami
* Squeeze the Lemon
* Stroking it
* Stroke Off
* Stroke the Dog
* Stroke Your Poker
* Take Yourself in Hand
* Tease the Weenie
* Tenderize the Meat
* The Five-Knuckle Shuffle
* Thump the Pump
* Tickle Your Pickle
* Toss Off
* Tweak Your Twinkle
* Varnish the Flagpole
* Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters
* Walk the Dog
* Wank
* Wax the Carrot
* Wax the Dolphin
* Whack Off
* Whip Off
* Whip the Dummy
* Whip the Wire
* Whip Your Dripper
* Whizzin' Jizzum
* Wonk Your Conker
* Work Off
* Wrestle the Eel
* Wring Out Your Rope
* Yang Your Wang
* Yank Off
* Yank the Crank
* Yank the Plank
* Yank the Yam
* Yank Your Strap

FEMALE MASTURBATION -- (Top)

* Beat the Beaver
* Clap Your Clit
* Cookin Cucumbers
* Finger
* Finger Fuck
* Finger Job
* Gettin' It Wet
* Greasin' the Gash
* Hand Trip
* Hide the Hot Dog
* Hit the Slit
* Hose Your Hole
* Juice Your Sluice
* Let the Beaver Swim
* Makin' Some Soup
* Pet the Poodle
* She-Bop
* Slam the Clam
* Tickle the Taco
* Two-Finger Tango

MALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top)

* Alice
* Ass Bandit
* Angel
* Ass King
* Auntie
* Blow Boy
* Bun Duster
* Buttercup
* Bandit
* Belle
* Bent
* Betty
* Boy
* Broken-Wrist
* Brown-Hatter
* Cocksucker
* Cake Eater
* Cream Puff
* Cock Queen
* Capon
* Cannibal
* Chicken
* Chicken-hawk
* Closet Queen
* Cowboy
* Dick Sucker
* Daffodil
* Ducky
* Daisy
* Dandy
* Dicky Licker
* Ethel
* Fag
* Faggot
* Fruit
* Fairy
* Flit
* Flaming Faggot
* Gay
* Gayboy
* Girlie
* Goat Blower
* Gobbler
* Gonsel
* Green and Yellow Fellow
* Gentlemiss
* Gussie
* Homo
* He-She
* Himmer
* Hen-Hussy
* Joy Boy
* Joey
* Lad-Lass
* Lisper
* Lavender Boy
* Light-Foot
* Lily
* Limp-Wrist
* Lick-Spigot
* Malkin
* Mary Ann
* Molly Mop
* Miss Nancy
* Meat Hound
* Midnight Company
* Mince
* Minty
* Mother
* Mattress Muncher
* Nance
* Nancy Boy
* Nelly
* Nephew
* One of Those
* Pansy
* Panty Waist
* Peter, Paul and Mary
* Piccolo Player
* Pillow-Biter
* Pink Pants
* Poof
* Powder Puff
* Pretty Boy
* Pussy
* Punk
* Quiff
* Queer
* Queen
* Quince
* Rear Admiral
* Rear Gunner
* Raving Queen
* Rimadonna
* Receiver
* Sissy
* Screaming Fairy
* Sis
* Soapy
* Sister
* Spurge
* Sissy-Britches
* Skin Diver
* Skippy
* Suckster
* Sweetie
* Swish
* Thrid-Sexer
* Three-Dollar Bill
* Three-Legged Beaver
* Twinkle
* Twank
* Twixter
* Turd Burglar
* Uranist
* Undercover Man
* Whoops Boy
* Willie Boy
* Wonk

FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS -- (Top)

* Amy-John
* Boon Dagger
* Bull
* Bull Dyke
* Bull Dagger
* Butch
* Beaver Eater
* Carpet Muncher
* Dyke
* Diesel Dyke
* Fairy Lady
* Fem
* Femme
* Fluff
* Fluzz Dyke
* Gal Boy
* Gay
* Jasper
* Lady-Lover
* Les
* Lesbyterian
* Lezzie
* Lesbo
* Lezzo
* Lover Under the Lap
* Margie
* Mintle
* Ruffle
* Rug Eater
* Split Tail Lover
* Sappho
* Sister
* Sergeant
* Tribadist
* Tootsie
* Top Sergeant
* Wolf

SODOMITE -- (Top)

* Bird-Taker
* Brown-Hatter
* Brownie
* Brownie King
* Bugger
* Bum Fucker
* Burglar
* Corn-Holer
* Eye Doctor
* Gentleman of the Back Room
* Gut Butcher
* Gut Fucker
* Gut Scraper
* Gut Stuffer
* Inspector of Manholes
* Jesuit
* Jockey
* Reamer
* Ring-Snatcher
* Sheep-Herder
* Shit Stirrer
* Stern Chaser
* Stuffer
* Turd Burglar
* Turk
* Uncle
* Usher
* Wolf

ANAL INTERCOURSE -- (Top)

* Ass-Fuck
* Back Door
* Bake Potatoes
* Bend Some Ham
* Baloney Colonic
* Bosco Boulevard
* Brown
* Brown Hole
* Bugger
* Bum Fuck
* Butt-Bang
* Butt-Fuck
* Chocolate Speedway
* Cornhole
* Dig a Ditch
* Dip in the Fudge Pot
* Do a Brown
* Dot the "I"
* Fish for Brown Trout
* Fluff the Duff
* Get Some Mud For the Duck
* Goin' Down the Dirt Road
* Greeking
* Hershey Highway
* Hit Someone in the Seat
* Kiester Stab
* Kneeling At the Altar
* Making Poundcake
* Mustard Road
* Over the Bridge To Plimpton
* Packing Fudge
* Paint the Bucket
* Pop It in the Toaster
* Powder Someone's Cheeks
* Pushin' Shit Uphill
* Ram Job
* Ream
* Rectify
* Ride the Deck
* Saddle Up
* Shit-Fuck
* Split Some Buns
* Stir Fudge
* Third Way
* Thread Somebody
* Tom-Fuck

ANALINGUS -- (Top)

* Ass Blow
* Bite the Brown
* Blow Some Ass
* Clean Up the Kitchen
* Eat Jam
* Eat Poundcake
* Lickety-Split
* Play the Piano
* Rim Job
* Rimming
* Shove the Tongue
* Smear the Tuna
* Snarf
* Suck Asshole
* Sugar Bowl Pie
* Take a Trip to the Moon
* Tell a French Joke
* Tongue-Fuck
* Toss a Salad
* Whitewash the Back 40

FELLATIO -- (Top)

* B.J.
* Blow
* Blow Job
* Blow the Whistle
* Bone-Lipper
* Chew It
* Cop a Doodle
* Cop a Stem
* Drop on It
* Eat Dick
* Fluting
* French Job
* French Way
* Get a Facial
* Give Face
* Give Head
* Give Pearls
* Gobble
* Gobble the Goop
* Go Down
* Go Down for a Whomp
* Go Down On
* Gum a Root
* Gunch
* Head Job
* Hum a Tune
* Hum Job
* Hummer
* Inhale the Oyster
* Knob Job
* Lay Some Lip
* Mouth Fuck
* Munch
* Open Wide for Chunky
* Pipe Job
* Piston Job
* Play a Tune
* Polish the Chrome
* Polish the Knob
* Serve Head
* Slob the Knob
* Smoke a Dick
* Smoke the White Owl
* Suck a Bondini
* Suck Dick
* Suck Off
* Suck the Sugar-Stick
* Sucky-Fucky
* Swallow a Sword
* Swing on It
* Tongue Job
* Worship At the Altar
* Wring It Dry

CUNNILINGUS -- (Top)

* Barking At the Ape
* Bird-Washing
* Blow Job
* Box Lunch
* Canyon Yodeling
* Cuntino Filet with White Sauce
* Cunt Lapping
* Dive a Muff
* Eating At the "Y"
* Eating Pussy
* Eating Out
* Egg McMuff
* Face Job
* French Job
* French Tricks
* Furburger
* Give Face
* Give Head
* Go Down On
* Go South
* Go Under the House
* Hair Pie
* Head Job
* Larking
* Lickety Split
* Moustache Ride
* Muff Barking
* Muff Dive
* Mumbling in the Moss
* Pearl Diving
* Playing in the Sandbox
* Sea Food Dinner
* Shrimping
* Sit on One's Face
* Skull Fuck
* Skull Job
* Smokin' the Fur
* Sneeze in the Basket
* Sneeze in the Cabbage
* Talking To the Boat People
* Talking the Canoe Driver
* Telephone the Stomach
* Tongue-Fuck
* Tuna Taco
* Whistle in the Dark
* Whistling in the Weeds
* Yodeling in the Gully

MUTUAL ORAL SEX -- (Top)

* Dinner Beneath the Bridge
* Double Header
* Flip Flop
* Head Over Heels in Love
* Loop-De-Loop
* Play Hoop Snake
* P's & Q's
* Sea Food Mutual
* Sixty-Nine

GROUP SEX -- (Top)

* Bunch Punch
* Chain Jerk
* Choo-Choo
* Circle Jerk
* Club Sandwich
* Crew Screw
* Daisy Chain
* Everythingathon
* Fuckathon
* Gang Bang
* Gang Shag
* Group Grope
* Mazola Party
* Mob Job
* Mongolian Cluster Fuck
* Orgy
* Pull a Train
* Pull Party
* Ring Jerk
* Round Pound
* Swing Party
* Team Cream
* Three Way

THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS -- (Top)

* Arse
* Ass
* Asshole
* Back End
* Back Door
* Back Door Trumpet
* Backside
* Behind
* Bim
* Blind Eye
* Blot
* Bogey
* Boody
* Nooty
* Bosco Boulevard
* Bottom
* Brown Bucket
* Brownie
* Bucket
* Bum
* Bung Hole
* Buns
* Butt
* Caboose
* Can
* Cheeks
* Chocolate Speedway
* Chuff
* Clunes
* Corybungus
* Culo
* Derriere
* Dirt Road
* Dot
* Double Juggs
* Duff
* Dummock
* Duster
* Fanny
* Farting Clapper
* Feak
* Fud
* Fudge Tunnel
* Gigi
* Grommet
* Hershey Highway
* Hearts
* Heinie
* Hind
* Hole
* Hunkers
* Kiester
* Khyber Pass
* Last Part Over the Fence
* Latter End
* Little Brown Eyeball
* Luds
* Moon
* Nates
* North Pole
* Orbs
* Poop Chute
* Port Hole
* Prats
* Pucker Hole
* Rear
* Rear End
* Rester
* Ring
* Rip
* Round Eye
* Rump
* Scut
* Seat
* Sewer
* Shit Chute
* Slats
* Tail
* Tan Track
* Toby
* Toches
* Tush
* Under Side
* Windmill
* Windward Passage

EXCREMENT -- (Top)

* Alley Apple
* Baby Ruth
* Brown Round
* Ca-Ca
* Cack
* Cow Pucky
* Crap
* Dead Soldier
* Doo-Doo
* Dreck
* Dung
* Duty
* Hockey
* Horse Dumpling
* Jack
* Meadow Dressing
* Night Soil
* Plot
* Poop
* Poo-Poo
* Shit
* Turd
* Yackum

DEFECATE -- (Top)

* Bury a Quaker
* Chuck a Turd
* Clart
* Dispatch One's Cargo
* Drop a Load
* Go Potty
* Grunt
* Lay Some Cable
* Make a Deposit
* Pinch a Loaf
* Poop
* Post a Letter
* Scumber
* Squat
* Take a Dump
* Take a Shit

DEFECATION-RELATED

* Chuffnuts
* Clinkers
* Dingleberries
* Fartleberries
* Klingons
* Will-Knots

FLATULENCE -- (Top)

* Back-Talk
* Blast
* Blow Off
* Blow the Horn
* Break Wind
* Breeze
* Bucksnort
* Burn Bad Powder
* Burnt Cheese
* Cabbage Fart
* Cheezer
* Chocolate Thunder
* Crepitate
* Cut One
* Drop a Rose
* Fart
* Fluff
* Gurk
* Hinder Blast
* Honk
* Lay a Fart
* Let Go
* Let One
* Make a Rude Noise
* Pass Air
* Pocket Thunder
* Poot
* Rouser
* Scotch Warming-Pan
* Shoot Rabbits
* Stinker
* Tail Shot
* Talk German
* Tee Off
* Wet One
* Whiffer
* Winder

URINE -- (Top)

* Chamber Lye
* Cousin Sis
* Golden Shower
* Long Tea
* Mickey Bliss
* Number One
* Pee
* Pee-Pee
* Piss
* Sis
* Tail Juice
* Tail Water
* Tea
* Wee
* Wee-Wee
* Yellow Stream
* Zigg

URINATE -- (Top)

* Bleed the Liver
* Burn the Grass
* Do Number One
* Drain
* Drain the Lizard
* Drain the Radiator
* Drain the Snake
* Drain the Suds
* Kill a Snake
* Kill a Tree
* Lag
* Lant
* Leak
* Let Fly
* Make
* Make Water
* Nature Stop
* Pass Water
* Pee
* Pee-Pee
* Pick a Daisy
* Piddle
* Piss
* Point Percy at the Porcelain
* Pump Ship
* Rack Off
* Run Off
* Shake a Sock
* Shake Hands with an Old Friend
* Shake the Dew off the Lily
* Slack
* Splash
* Spring a Leak
* Squeeze the Lemon
* Squirt
* Strain One's Taters
* Syphon the Python
* Take a Leak
* Take a Piss
* Take Your Snake for a Gallop
* Tinkle
* Toy-Toy
* Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta
* Visit Miss Murphy
* Void
* Water the Dragon
* Water the Horses
* Wee
* Wee-Wee
* Wet
* Whiz
* Wring Out a Kidney
* Wring the Dew off the Branch
* Wring Your Sock Out

SMEGMA

* Cheese
* Duck Butter
* Gnat Bread

TOILET -- (Top)

* Altar Room
* Bath
* Bathroom
* Biffy
* Bog
* Chamber of Commerce
* Closet of Decency
* Comfort Station
* Facilities
* Gentlemen's Room
* Gents' Room
* Indoor Plumbing
* Jake
* John
* Ladies' Room
* Lay
* Leakery
* Library
* Little Boy's Room
* Little Girl's Room
* Loo
* Marble Palace
* Men's Room
* Mrs. Jones's Place
* Old Soldiers' Home
* Pisser
* Plumbing
* Pot
* Powder Room
* Public Convenience
* Rest Room
* Sandbox
* Shit House
* Shitter
* Shot Tower
* Tearoom
* Twilight
* Used Beer Department
* Washroom
* Water Closet
* Where the Queen Goes on Foot
* Whiz Stand
* Wizzer